- Me: Sometimes I feel like I'm destined to fuck with pharmaceuticals for the rest of my life
- Kelly: Once again, we are proven to be soulmates
I just want to do it with more people
let’s get it to 200 partners before 2014
kelly would approve of this message
"why don’t we hang out more?"
"well to be honest you’ll probably turn out to be racist or sexist or something equally reprehensible and I just don’t have time for that"
Kelly and I were talking about how, in a crisis or tragedy, you see a person’s true colors.
While there have been many people to disappoint me, Kelly, Julia, and Kurtis have gone above and beyond what I ever could have hoped for this past week. They have all gone out of their way to help. Kelly came home to be with me and baked a casserole. Before we moved to ICU, Julia sat with me for hours and hours helping me take care of her, bring coffee, whatever I needed. And Kurtis has given me unwavering love and support. After all this time, holding his hand still keeps me steady.
I could focus on all the negative, but I’m choosing to be positive. My mamaw is gone, but she isn’t sick anymore, and I am surrounded by the best people I could ever hope to know.
wait is Ava/Rebecca still in a hospital somewhere or what?
she peed on the couch and then disappeared forever
- Me: I am ugly laughing at this opening sequence hahahahahaha
- Kelly: that woman is a fucking bad ass though
- just wait
- she looks like the type of woman who would poison her husband for making her mad
p.s. don’t date JP again because he sucks and you don’t
I miss you a lot. All the time. I just want to kiss you and hug you and cuddle you and knit and watch Grey’s Anatomy and never see or talk to anyone else. You’re my favorite. You’re my person. I love telling you pointless shit about my life. I love how you pretend to care even though sometimes I know you don’t. I would have just texted you all of this, but I’ve already sent you several texts since you’ve been asleep and I wanted you to actually remember reading this. I just want you to know how much I love you and I appreciate you. You are the best person in my life. Sometimes, if I feel sad or upset and I can’t talk to you, I just try to think of what you would tell me and it helps so much. Thank you for being my voice of reason. I hope you enjoy your job at Sbarro and that you know you can always bitch to me about the customers. And your homework. And your weird lobster claw mittens and Jacob and everything else in between. You’re my bright and shiny when I get dark and twisty. I know this is really out of nowhere and I feel like if I said all this to anyone else, it would be weird, but that’s why you’re my person and they aren’t. I love you.
one time i was giving my boyfriend a handjob and i took Cosmo Sex Tips advice and said to him “Are you feeling it now mr.krabs?” and he laughed.