little tiny Tarzan swingin’ on a nose hair
swingin’ with the greatest of eeeease
(Source: reginaa-phalange)
okay I am already an emotional mess
so I was like I’ll watch Friends that always cheers me up
and I just threw in a random disc
and it happened to be from season two, that’s cool
and now
IT’S THE ONE WHERE ROSS IS RACHEL’S LOBSTER
GOD
OF ALL EPISODES
WHY
WHY
WHY
I accidentally farted in front of my friends earlier
I’ll probably never talk to them again
I’m missing a disk from my Friends box set
and I am PISSED. It had to be either Jackson or Paige, because I’m obsessive about making sure I put things in their cases.
I will kill them both.
I am so much like Chandler in this way. I never cry, unless I’m PMSing. (And no, I don’t cry at sad movies, either. I might feel sad while watching them, but I never outright cry.)
(Source: mortraineys)
Party hard.
(Source: ptrparker)
(Source: centrlperk)
(Source: centrlperk)
Poor Rach.

