May 2012
When I was in high school, a teacher asked me if anyone I knew used jenkem.
This is a true story.
- Kelly: dude, whenever i was picking out my buffalo for my tat
- i was showing lianne possible versions of a buffalo i would get
- and i showed her one and was like, "i like this but i would probably ask the artist to not tattoo on its dick."
- and she was like, "why not?"
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- OMG
- WHY NOT
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- what if you had a buffalo dick on your body
- FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
- Kelly: oh my god hahahaha
- that would be so humiliating
- i would probably have it turned into a baby buffalo
- Me: omg if ever you get drunk around me and start showing your tits I'm drawing a dick on your buffalo with a Sharpie
- Kelly: like i would make it look like a baby buffalo leg or something
- Me: IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
- hahahahahahahahaha
- and the next day I'll wait until you're gone and text you to check out your buffalo
- and there it will be
- buffalo wiener
- me everyday at any time to everyone ever: I'm so tired
[TW Rape] Rapist Rachel is back and still harassing black people. →
chikachikadee.tumblr.com
If you need more information on who Rachel Pointer is, read this. You might know this person better as 1900fuckoff and 21fatstreet.
Please report them.
I really hate that I was nervous about posting this shithead’s info because i don’t want them coming back and violating me and my space *again.*
It’s the definition of stalking.
I’m done with letting people stalk and harass others online. Reporting.
Again? Report it, folks. Please.
- hagrid: hey I just met you
- hagrid: and this is crazy
- hagrid: but happy birthday
- hagrid: you're a wizard harry
April 2012
when you try your best but you don’t succeed
when you get what you want but not what you need
could it be worse
when you love someone
but it goes to waste
when you feel so tired
but you can’t sleep
when you lose something you cannot replace
And I will try…to fix you.
This was beautiful.
“I have yet to discover a real method to writing songs. I can’t say that I have an approach, other than…I wait until it comes to me. It usually starts as a melody, like a vocal melody. Maybe a couple lines of lyrics. From there, once I have the melody in my mind I can sing it to myself wherever I am. A lot of times people think I’m kind of day dreaming and a lot of times I’m just thinking about whatever song I’m working on.”
—Conor Oberst (via onlyhappyinthesunladylove)
wait how the hell is april almost over already it just started like yesterday
I TAKE A WOMEN'S MULTIVITAMIN
THAT’S KIND OF LIKE BEING A SLUT ON BIRTH CONTROL, RIGHT?
fucking tramp
“When I want to know what misogyny is, I don’t ask a man. When I want to know what racism is, I don’t ask a white person. When I want to know what homophobia is, I don’t ask a heterosexual. When I want to know what transphobia is, I don’t ask a cisgender person. When I want to know what ableism is, I don’t ask an able-bodied person. The contours and definitions of oppression are best articulated by the oppressed.”
—Son of Baldwin
(via deadlycamille)
Check your privilege: learn from someone who knows first hand, because unless you’re part of the oppressed group, you can’t know or empathize.
(via bitchesandtheirprivilege)
