Lady at the Health Department: I don't know about giving you the Depo shot, because it causes weight gain and you're already gaining weight.
Me: Umm... pregnancy causes that, too. Weight gain isn't really my biggest concern.
Still getting hundreds of messages about the...
Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck her.
When husbands and wives do not own each other as property, but are bound...– Elizabeth Cady Stanton, ”Home Life,” 1875 (via sozzney) Or husbands and husbands Wives and wives (via slutrevolution)
TUMBLR IN SPANISH?!
stfuconservatives: thetumblrofdoriangray: THIS IS AMERICA WE SPEAK ENGLISH /edit I actually just lost a follower for this shit xcuz me do u not understand sarcasm
I am sick of Corey acting like I have done...
I get that shit comes up, but at least fucking call and let me know.
Hahahahaha, I just coughed all over my Nuva Ring....
I was about to put it in, so it was in my hand, and then I had the sudden urge to cough, and without thinking I coughed all over it. I’ve decided it’s an extra preventative measure. Now the sperm will all have colds!
Everything is serious
so-meta: Sometimes I see a text post with a punchline and a buttload of notes, and the reblog-dialogue-stuff makes it look like Person X is the OP. But you look at the source and someone else is actually responsible for the content. So you put two and two together and realize that Person X deleted the OP from the text box to make all subsequent reblogs look like Person X is the source. I see...
The problem isn't that Tyler the Creator is a...
Christian wants atheist registry →
Pastor Mike compares atheists to “convicted sex offenders , ex-convicts , terrorist cells , hate groups like the KKK , skinheads , radical Islamists , etc..” He claims that the purpose of this organization/website called, “The Christian National Registry of Atheists” is to inform the public of known atheists so that they can be proselytize to and their businesses can be boycotted. What....
slutrevolution: melissikins: axisii: I never want to hear about your periods. Ever. I don’t care if it’s sexist. Do I tell you about my shit? There is a difference between feminism and just being ill-mannered and crass. 1) The whole idea of manners reeks to me of social class, which is one reason why I refuse to be well-mannered. 2) The reason people think periods are gross is very...
I text my best friend the craziest shit, because...
“I just shit all over myself. How do I keep Corey from noticing?” “I JUST FOUND A FUCKING SCORPION IN MY VAGINA.” “I’m going to roll up my panties into a burrito and mail it to you.” What is wrong with me?
On abortion (general)
fuckyeahchoice: compliik: I understand that you can take all the preventative steps you want in order to avoid pregnancy, however in the end you still put yourself in a position where it is possible. No matter how slim the odds may be and regardless of the preventative steps you take you can never fully reduce the odds of pregnancy to zero; you will always be putting yourself at risk. so if...
(TW: Rape, Rape Culture)The one where the guy goes...
quidditchisnotjustagame: vanillaandlavender: comicconpervs: It’s making the rounds on Tumblr today, and I just watched the video on Jezebel. Take a few minutes. Go read the synopsis and watch the video. Um. It’s a pretty spectacular and monumentally disturbing video of some dude at Asssscat 3000 show at the Del Close Marathon standing up in the audience, and speaking loudly and proudly into...
My adventurous night.
So, last night, Corey and I went to Pilot to get sodas. As we were leaving, this really old guy (at least 75) pulls up next to us and asks for directions to Barbourville. From where we were, it was literally a straight line - you go through Pineville, then you’re in Barbourville. We explained this 10+ times and he just was not getting it. He kept asking for us to go to Barbourville so he...
That moment when you open the fridge and there's...
ivegotapromisetokeep: Mom, you my nigga for life.
>eat a sandwich >go buy a battery for Corey’s car >install battery >eat stroganoff >go to class >do homework >drive car forever today is a good day.
Corey is going to buy me SO MANY CRAB RANGOONS for...
SO MANY OF THEM.
Planned Parenthood articles in the news
fuckyeahchoice: camillaasitwas: make me sick. How can you, Mr. Evans, the director of all the Planned Parenthood’s sit there and say that abortion is least of the services you provide? It sounds morbid, but every time one of those Dr.’s who perform abortions kills a baby, there should be an infant screaming the background. Maybe that would jolt their conscience. Oh no, providing a much...
I just pulled the battery out of Corey's car all...
I am incredibly proud of myself. I thought I would have to wait until Friday for my dad to be back in town. Who needs dads? I got this shit.
Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every...– Thomas Jefferson (via lasers8oclock)
Florida's new Tea Party-driven discriminatory drug... →
So stoked on this, y’all. Ferrealtho.
There is nothing unusual about Governor Rick Perry. Uneducated fools can be...– Richard Dawkins (Attention Governor Perry: Evolution is a fact)
When people talk about how much they love the Lord...
Ugh, there is a private message function for a reason.
ceasesilence: DC Police ignored hate crime against lesbians Five lesbians who say they were attacked because of their sexual orientation are angry with the D.C. police officers who responded for releasing the attackers and not taking a report. Early Saturday morning, the women were walking in the 3100 block of 14th Street NW when two men confronted them. First, the men flirted, but after one...
And yet in modern American culture, sex is practically the only sin there is....– The Pervocracy: When did “sin” become synonymous with sex? (via sexisnottheenemy) the Passion of the Christ is one of the most violent films I’ve seen. Huh.
I want a job.
Do you think there is anywhere that would just let me work Tuesday, then Friday through Sunday? I hope so. I’m applying for so many jobs.
I was following so many quality blogs before I...
And now I can’t remember them. :(
"Wonder what would happen if we treated our BIBLE...
Really someone’s facebook status. Really.
lol trying to finish a paper with tumblr and...
begonevegan: spaghettiisgood: lol hahaha lol ridiculous. You distracted, bro’? :p Hahaha, you don’t even know. I would open the browser to google something and - as soon as I saw tumblr - I would forget what I was doing.
Religious debate on facebook:
1. State that I am an atheist and give my point of view. 2. Leave facebook for the rest of the day.
I think spaghetti is really good and also a lot of...
I seriously almost put that in my about me.
lol trying to finish a paper with tumblr and...
lol hahaha lol ridiculous.