have you ever seen a bear with no fur
now you have
I’d rather be his whore than your wife.
And instead of trying to match homeless people up with one of the 24 empty homes available for every homeless person
What a fucked up world we live in.
I just want Jesse to come home. I can’t sleep. I’m too sad.
When he takes his dick out of your mouth for a second
Also, I’m supposed to be sleeping until Jesse gets off work, but I can’t sleep, because I’m too worried about what kind of pet turtle we’re going to get.
I hate the idea that “drunk words are sober thoughts.” No. No. Drunk me lies. I lie so much. I am a drunk liar. I can’t say this more plainly. I just make up shit for the fun of it or so I get what I want. One time when I was 18, I was at a party and wanted to go home, so I told my DD that my mom went to work at 3am. My mom doesn’t even work on Sundays. I’m a drunk, lying monster.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
We finally have enough people for a seven mile spanking machine!